When I think of roller-skating, I think of Friday night at the local skating rink, really bad Debbie Gibson songs and the smell of stale Junior Mints. Recently, I discovered that roller-skating isn’t about hairspray and couples’ skates anymore. It’s about super-tough chicks knocking the crap out of each other for the love of sport and charity. The Kansas City Roller Warriors is an all-female roller derby league that was established in June of 2005 by two friends with a lot of vision and even more pent-up aggression. Since then, they’ve been turning the girly roller derby into an all-out spectacle in Kansas City. Tuesday, April 13 at 4:30 p.m. the ladies are holding a Lounge Party at the 13th Street Bar and Grill to help kick off their season. The night will feature music by modern cabaret act Alacartoona (9:30 p.m.), DJ Cruz, artwork and a silent auction. Get there early. I wouldn’t want to fight these girls for a seat.
